File:Fandible God of Bears kaROARaoke

Description
When the part-time gods in the excellent RPG Actual Play podcasts at www.fandible.com encountered Rarr the Bear God, it was only a matter of time before someone would break into song.

Music is Katy Perry's "Fireworks".

Lyrics:

Do you ever feel you just bruin things? Pay attention, then, listen while we sing When the Dark Lord Chad met a god named Rarr He could see this guy was a superstar

He knew Rarr's almost as awesome as himself Nerds and bears were always friends upon the candy shelf Now we've come to tell you which god is boss If you'll just bear with us

We're the Order of Chad who said to us "Egad!" "This dude is rad, like a bow-tie in plaid"

So come and meet the God of Bears [Bear Chorus:] *ROARR!* Better bring some huge éclairs [Bear Chorus:] *NOMMM!* He's neither too big nor small Rarr is just the right god for all

Come and meet the God of Bears [Bear Chorus:] *ROARR!* Yeah, he's cool, but please don't stare [Bear Chorus:] *RARR!* Plus no flash photo-gra-phy He could rip your head off ea-si-ly

Don't waste time on folk who don't appreciate You're a predator, not some lame cliché There's a god for you, and people, you're in luck He ain't after souls, just your honey jugs

Rarr can even help with IT support Who needs .zip files when there's updates from the Ursine Lord? He's so marvelous, he will give you pause It's time for loud applause

We're the Order of Chad who said to us "Egad!" "This dude is rad, like a bow-tie in plaid"

So come and meet the God of Bears [Bear Chorus:] *ROARR!* Better bring some huge éclairs [Bear Chorus:] *NOMMM!* He's neither too big nor small Rarr is just the right god for all

Come and meet the God of Bears [Bear Chorus:] *ROARR!* Yeah, he's cool, but please don't stare [Bear Chorus:] *RARR!* Plus no flash photo-gra-phy He could rip your head off ea-si-ly

Rarr, Rarr, Rarr He makes Wolverine look quite sub-par Jack Sparrow thinks that he's a star, arr, arr They renamed Triple-A to R-R-R

So come and meet the God of Bears [Bear Chorus:] *ROARR!* Better bring some huge éclairs [Bear Chorus:] *NOMMM!* He's neither too big nor small Rarr is just the right god for all

Come and meet the God of Bears [Bear Chorus:] *ROARR!* Yeah, he's cool, but please don't stare [Bear Chorus:] *RARRPATZ!* Plus no flash photo-gra-phy He could rip your head off ea-si-ly

Rarr, Rarr, Rarr He runs faster than McQueen from Cars Rarr, Rarr, Rarr Hotter than J. Storm in Zanzibar